Vol.01 Cannabis Ops Software / Made in Pattaya 🇹🇭

A budtender that never sleeps. In ya DMs.

WhatsApp-native AI sales rep that knows every strain on your shelf, remembers what each customer likes, and replies in any language — turning conversations into orders in around 30 seconds. Sounds like a real budtender, not a corporate chatbot.

~30s
Reply time
24/7
No days off
30+
Languages
฿2,990
From / month
★ Multilingual★ POS-connected★ Live in a week★ Memory across chats★ ~30s replies★ 24/7 always-on★ From ฿2,990/mo ★ Multilingual★ POS-connected★ Live in a week★ Memory across chats★ ~30s replies★ 24/7 always-on★ From ฿2,990/mo

Built & battle-tested at Mr Weed Pattaya — Thailand's favourite dispensary.

Live in production · 1,000s of orders served · Now shipping to shops worldwide
40%
Of orders, in chat
~28s
Avg reply
11
Languages live
3yr
Real-world tenure
§ 01 / What it does

Sells weed.
Remembers people.
Stays out the way.

Not a chatbot tree. Not a scripted menu. A real conversation that ends in an order — or a graceful handoff to your team when needed. Built to sound like a person, not a corporate FAQ bot.

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Real talk.

Customers ask "got anything for sleep?" and get a recommendation, not a category list. The bot's tone, vocabulary and emoji use are configured to match your shop — formal, casual, playful, anything in between.

/ 02SKU 0092

Knows the regs.

Remembers names, addresses, payment methods, preferred formats (rolled vs raw) and previous orders. Returning customers can reorder in three messages — the bot greets them by name and offers their usual.

/ 03SKU 0093

Closes the bag.

Pulls live stock from your POS, builds the cart in chat, captures the delivery address from a location pin and places the order. End-to-end inside WhatsApp.

§ 02 / The plug

Customer hits the line.
Order ships.

From the customer's side, it's just WhatsApp. Behind the scenes, the bot handles a lot — and we maintain all of it. You focus on inventory and delivery.

// 01

Customer DMs

Any language. Text or location pin.

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// 02

ai.budtender

Reads history, prefs, live stock.

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// 03

POS & Crew

Order placed. Runners pinged.

01

Live menu, no cap.

Reads your full POS catalog — Loyverse, Square and most modern systems. Knows what's in stock, what's on promotion, prices and weights — refreshed every few minutes. Will never quote a sold-out strain.

02

Strain encyclopedia.

For any strain a customer asks about, the bot pulls effects, terpenes, THC% and lineage from trusted cannabis databases. Recommendations are based on what the customer actually asked for — not whatever's clearing slowest.

03

Memory across chats.

Saves preferences as it learns them — "prefers indica", "always rolled", "no edibles". Each customer's last five orders stay in the bot's working memory, so it can offer "same as last time?" instead of starting every conversation from zero.

04

Talks the talk.

Replies in the customer's language — Thai, English, Russian, Chinese, German, Hebrew and 25+ more. Same configured tone and personality across every language. No translation app. No "press 1 for English."

05

Drop a pin, cop a fee.

The customer shares a WhatsApp location pin → the bot calculates distance, quotes the delivery fee and confirms the address. No back-and-forth asking "which hotel?" or "what's the building name?"

06

Knows when to dip.

For complaints, refunds or anything off-script, the bot pauses itself and alerts your team to take over the WhatsApp thread. The handover is invisible to the customer.

§ 03 / Two ways to deploy

Got a website?
Don't? Both work.

The bot works with whatever stack you already have. We handle the integration; you focus on selling.

No website? No problem.

POS Only

Bot still pulls products and prices from your POS. Orders pushed straight in as new tickets and your team gets a real-time alert in your staff WhatsApp or LINE group — full order details, address, payment method.

  • [+] Live catalog from your POS
  • [+] Orders pushed into POS automatically
  • [+] Real-time WhatsApp / LINE staff alerts
  • [+] Order recap sent to customer in chat
  • [+] Zero website dev required
§ 04 / What you bring

Three things on you.
We handle the rest.

No infrastructure to manage. No models to train. No in-house engineer needed. We get it running; you focus on the shop.

01Phone

Dedicated WhatsApp number

One phone number you're happy to commit to the bot. Customers will message this — put it on your menu, signs and Google profile.

// A standard SIM with WhatsApp installed is enough. No Business API required.
02POS

POS API access

An API key to your point-of-sale so the bot can read live stock, prices, categories — and write orders back. Loyverse plug-and-play. Square, Vend & most modern systems supported.

// Read-only is enough for site-mode. Read + write needed for POS-only.
03Site*

Website (optional)

If you have one, the bot reads products from it and routes orders through your existing checkout. If you don't, we wire chat → POS direct, with staff alerts.

// Either flow works. We figure it out during onboarding.
§ 05 / Voice samples

Sounds like a budtender.
Not a chatbot.

The samples below show one example tone — the casual, urban voice we configured for Mr Weed Pattaya. Every dispensary's personality is fully tuneable: refined and clinical, warm and chatty, snappy and playful — whatever fits your brand.

Off-topic deflection
Customercan u write me a poem
Botnah fam, just here for the weed. what u tryna grab?
Customerwhats the weather
Botnot my lane bro 😂 we got flower, hash, edibles. anything catch ur eye?
Strain consultation
Customerneed somethin creative for studio session
Botsativa or hybrid territory. got durban poison ฿380, sour diesel ฿420. durban's pure focus, sour's lifted & chatty. which vibe?
Returning head
Customeryo
Botayy mike welcome back. usual? 2x gdp pre-rolls to the soi 16 spot?
Thai 🇹🇭
Customerสวัสดีครับ มีอะไรขายบ้าง
Botว่าไงคับ. มี flower, hash, edibles, pre-rolls. อยากได้แบบไหน?
"Are you a real person?"
Customerare u a real person
Botnah I'm the shop's bot, but a real human checks every order before it ships. all good 👌
Russian 🇷🇺
Customerпривет, что есть у вас?
Botпривет 🌿 есть flower, hash, edibles, pre-rolls. что ищешь — расслабиться или взбодриться?

Tone is yours to dial in.

The voice in the samples above is one example — the tone we configured for Mr Weed Pattaya. Every dispensary's personality is fully tuneable: refined and clinical for medical-leaning shops, warm and chatty for boutique stores, casual and street-leaning for urban brands. We tune the bot's register, vocabulary, emoji use, response length and signature phrases to match your shop's character during onboarding — and you can re-tune anytime.

🇹🇭Thai 🇬🇧English 🇷🇺Russian 🇨🇳Chinese 🇩🇪German 🇫🇷French 🇮🇱Hebrew 🇰🇷Korean 🇯🇵Japanese 🇪🇸Spanish 🇮🇹Italian + 20 more
★ No setup fee for early adopters★ Live in 5–7 days★ Cancel anytime★ White-label available★ Built in Pattaya ★ No setup fee for early adopters★ Live in 5–7 days★ Cancel anytime★ White-label available★ Built in Pattaya
§ 06 / Pricing

One flat fee.
No per-message tax.

All tiers include the AI engine, our hosting, ongoing model updates, support and tone tuning. Pay monthly. Cancel anytime. Setup waived for the first 50 customers.

Starter
// PLAN_001
฿2,990/mo
Single-shop dispensaries getting started
2,000 msgs
Per month included
  • 1 WhatsApp number
  • POS integration (Loyverse, Square, +)
  • Multilingual replies
  • Customer memory & prefs
  • Order placement in chat
  • Daily ops report
  • Email support
Get Started
Unlimited
// PLAN_003
฿12,990/mo
High-volume + multi-location chains
Unlimited
Fair-use, no caps
  • Everything in Growth
  • Up to 3 WhatsApp numbers / locations
  • Dedicated onboarding specialist
  • Custom tools & workflows
  • White-label option (your branding)
  • 99.9% uptime SLA
  • 24/7 phone & WhatsApp support
Talk to Sales

Overage ฿0.50 / extra msg · Annual saves 2 months · One-time setup ฿9,900 waived for early adopters

§ 07 / FAQ

You're probably
wondering.

Direct answers to the questions every dispensary owner asks before signing. If yours isn't here, get in touch — a real person reads every email.

/ 01How long does setup take?+

Most shops are live within 5–7 days of signing. We need: your POS API key, the dedicated WhatsApp number paired to our system, and one onboarding call to lock the tone, hours, delivery zones and any special rules. Bot trains on your menu, you go live.

/ 02Which POS systems do you support?+

Loyverse is plug-and-play. Square, Vend, Lightspeed, Toast and most modern POS with a public API are supported on request. If your POS is unusual, we can usually build a connector inside a week as part of onboarding.

/ 03No website. Still works?+

Yeah. POS-only mode: pulls product list from POS, takes the order in WhatsApp, pushes it back to the POS as a new ticket, and pings your staff WhatsApp / LINE group with full details. Customers get an order recap in chat. Zero website dev required.

/ 04How safe is it? Could it say something dumb?+

Strict guardrails by default: bot only talks cannabis, your menu and your shop. Hard age verification on every order. Never invents prices or stock — every figure comes from your POS. Off-script (complaints, refunds, weird stuff) auto-pauses the bot and hands the thread to your team.

/ 05What about messages outside business hours?+

The bot stays online 24/7. It takes the order and confirms delivery for your next opening window — or holds it for staff confirmation, your call. You get a queue of overnight orders ready when you open. Many customers prefer ordering late at night, and this is often where the bot adds the most revenue.

/ 06Can I see what it's saying? Can I pause it?+

Yes. The conversation lives in your existing WhatsApp account, so every message is visible to whoever has access. You can take over any thread by replying yourself — bot detects a human jumped in and steps back. Daily ops report summarises every conversation and order.

/ 07Is this WhatsApp Business API?+

Nope — runs on standard WhatsApp via a paired session, which is why pricing stays low and onboarding stays fast. Trade-off: the number is dedicated to the bot, not your personal phone. Business API migration available for Unlimited-tier customers who need it.

/ 08Does it really work in 30+ languages?+

Yes — and the same energy translates across all of them. Bot detects the customer's language from their first message and replies in kind. Mid-conversation language switches are handled too. If a language is somehow problematic for your shop, we can blacklist it.

/ 09What about my customer data?+

Customer chat history and preferences are stored encrypted, in a database we manage on your behalf. Never sold or shared. You can export everything as a JSON dump on request, full deletion on cancellation. White-label customers get the option to self-host the database.

/ 10Can I try before I buy?+

Yeah — Growth tier comes with a 14-day free trial. We set up the bot on a test number with your actual menu so you can DM it like a customer would, then flip to your real number when you're happy. No credit card to start.

Put a budtender in every customer's pocket.

// We handle setup, training on your menu, voice tuning & ongoing maintenance.
// You bring a phone number & POS access.
// Most shops live in a week.